On nights like tonight, when I have been up since 5 a.m, and the day's activities included:
work, parent via Internet (Boy1), chauffeur duties for the young intern (Boy3), parenting via text (Boy2), pick up donations, a 3-hour $200 mechanics visit, sarcasm, and ego-maniacal teenage behavior.

Me: Yelling out I love you ( because I have put myself in a no-fuss zone, and don't want to scream out clean your  room, you filthy maggot....LOL...just kidding..... sort of)
Boy3: Actually walks in and leans his shirtless frame with hair on the stomach (EWWW) down and hugs me...(awe)...
Me: That was sweet, but put on a shirt.
Boy3: I don't wear shirts! If I had my way, I would never wear shirts, but then NO girl at school could concentrate.
Me: gaping mouth, blank stare.

On nights like tonight... I toast myself and press reset