On a Saturday not long ago....
Wake up stretch go into the kitchen 8:00 after celebrating my good friends 40th bday the night before.
(the professor is up and dressed)
Me: GM Boy3.morning love ..Morning Emah ( Hebrew for mother)
( 20 minutes later at my door....Emah we need to go...mind you we are 15 minutes away from the venue
Get in car passenger seat always when he's with me....driving
Me Josh slow down and just get behind the white Mercedes
Josh: I'm going the speed limit but I will,
Me; yeah because you and this man trying to drag race....lol
Josh: I guess he couldn't take it that he was being beaten by a kid
Me😳
A few miles down the road....near our exit
Me: Wow that's a really nice truck
Josh: what would you expect from Porsche
Me: are you racing him too
Josh: no, but he's obviously feeling competitive
Me: yeah but he won't be competing for this ticket
Josh: I guess my adrenaline is flowing because my mind is in beast mode for this mock SAT today
Me:😏
Later that day
Boy 2: Walks in hey Emah
Me: hi love buckets
Boy 2: do we have any band aids? And shows me scratches and cuts from an earlier game of basketball
Me: returns with peroxide neosporin band aids
Boy 2: Moms always know what to do
Me: amazing that I'm still patching up Boo boos and you're 19
Boy2: yeah I'm still going to be getting on a plane to come to you when I'm sick wherever you are
Me:👀( omg are you a mommas boy)
Sunday.....heading out to House in the Park (3:00 pm)
After telling them ALL DAY no cleaning no going out
I leave they are barely moving
Out all day headed home at 7:30
Phone call
Boy3: hey Emah I cleaned the bathroom and my room,can I go with BJ?
Me: are you sure you cleaned good
Boy3: YES, where are you, how far are you from home
Me: just leaving the Park ( actually down the street)
Get home ten minutes later lights on, air on, room no my kind of clean smelling like cologne though....not a kid to be found
(the professor is up and dressed)
Me: GM Boy3.morning love ..Morning Emah ( Hebrew for mother)
( 20 minutes later at my door....Emah we need to go...mind you we are 15 minutes away from the venue
Get in car passenger seat always when he's with me....driving
Me Josh slow down and just get behind the white Mercedes
Josh: I'm going the speed limit but I will,
Me; yeah because you and this man trying to drag race....lol
Josh: I guess he couldn't take it that he was being beaten by a kid
Me😳
A few miles down the road....near our exit
Me: Wow that's a really nice truck
Josh: what would you expect from Porsche
Me: are you racing him too
Josh: no, but he's obviously feeling competitive
Me: yeah but he won't be competing for this ticket
Josh: I guess my adrenaline is flowing because my mind is in beast mode for this mock SAT today
Me:😏
Later that day
Boy 2: Walks in hey Emah
Me: hi love buckets
Boy 2: do we have any band aids? And shows me scratches and cuts from an earlier game of basketball
Me: returns with peroxide neosporin band aids
Boy 2: Moms always know what to do
Me: amazing that I'm still patching up Boo boos and you're 19
Boy2: yeah I'm still going to be getting on a plane to come to you when I'm sick wherever you are
Me:👀( omg are you a mommas boy)
Sunday.....heading out to House in the Park (3:00 pm)
After telling them ALL DAY no cleaning no going out
I leave they are barely moving
Out all day headed home at 7:30
Phone call
Boy3: hey Emah I cleaned the bathroom and my room,can I go with BJ?
Me: are you sure you cleaned good
Boy3: YES, where are you, how far are you from home
Me: just leaving the Park ( actually down the street)
Get home ten minutes later lights on, air on, room no my kind of clean smelling like cologne though....not a kid to be found
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