The 3 Wisea$$es

Me: Can you help me with my Mac?

Boy3: Why did you become an all apple user? The brothers and I laugh about that often…..

Me: don’t get smart

Boy3: Don’t need to get smart I am smart…

Me:😳

Boy3: Uhm I can help when I come back I’m heading out. (walks back to room)

Me: You will continue to need rides the whole Break playing with me

Boy3:( walks back in) so what did you need my assistance with?

Me: Spouts off list, and he solves about 10 problems in two minutes

I liked my parenting life before all this super technology…I seemed smarter then…Lol

Later as I am preparing to go out….(after washing clothes cooking dinner and the other momi-sh I do when kids are home from college) My son sees me getting dressed and asks where am I going?

Boy3: As he spins on a double take…”where are you going? weren’t you just in houeswear?…wth hell is housewear isn’t House ware a section in most departments stores? While yes I am mature, and yes an Icon in my own mind….I am not a department store, and I do not own house WEAR. They are called lounging outfits, or sweats…LOL

Me: Tuning them out😝

Boy3: uhm young lady I asked you a question

Me:🙄😂

I’m a mom whats your superpower?